1. Having discovered that the GM Futurliner is a thing that exists, upon receipt of 4 to 5 million dollars, I promise to travel the country in my GM Futurliner performing small electronic repairs, thwarting the schemes of monopolists, and righting wrongs. I will renounce all dreams of being a historian, and devote my life to the care of my Art Deco Train-Batmobile-RV and my fellow man.

  2. 
Contains list of season’s repertory; drawings by Léon Bakst and Pablo Picasso; costume designs for Parade; Les Femmes de Bonne Humeur; and Contes Russes; program information for numerous ballets; and photographs of Lónide Massine; Lydia Lopokova, Stanislas Idzikowski, Ernest Ansermet, Eric Satie, and others. (Content)

    Contains list of season’s repertory; drawings by Léon Bakst and Pablo Picasso; costume designs for Parade; Les Femmes de Bonne Humeur; and Contes Russes; program information for numerous ballets; and photographs of Lónide Massine; Lydia Lopokova, Stanislas Idzikowski, Ernest Ansermet, Eric Satie, and others. (Content)

  3. Masthead of a monthly popular science and social science Magazine from before the Spanish Civil War

I needed this super obscure article on the conquest of the Guanche, the indigenous people of the Canary Islands

    Masthead of a monthly popular science and social science Magazine from before the Spanish Civil War

    I needed this super obscure article on the conquest of the Guanche, the indigenous people of the Canary Islands

  4. tj:

    lindstifa:

    tamorapierce:

    Makes a person proud to be Amurrican, dudn’t it?  ::leans to side, spits::

    Reblogged for TJ.

    Jesus would not break the law? Really? Why was He put to death again?

    Oh, right, Obamacare.

    No, wait, it was BECAUSE HE REFUSED TO STAND WITH THE CONSERVATIVES AND THE WAY THAT THINGS HAD ALWAYS BEEN DONE BEFORE.

    There are roughly 80 gabillion verses in the Hebrew Bible (aka “Old Testament”) about taking care of strangers and aliens.

    There are, like, maybe 3 that have anything to do with homosexual behavior (and 0 that have to do with sexual orientation).

    But no, plëase, continue to tell me how Jesus would be a Republican in 2014.

    If Jesus came to America today, He’d be on the border telling Americans to welcome them as they’d welcome Him.

    Then they’d arrest him in Texas and kill him in the electric chair. (After all, that’s what the cross was: state sanctioned execution.) Sarah Palin would be the first one shouting “Crucify him!”

    These people don’t know Jesus or Christianity. They know Glenn Beck and Republican talking points.

    Matthew, Chapter 25:31-46 (yeah I’m quoting the whole thing to deal with it)

    > 31 “When the Son of Man comes in his glory, and all the angels with him, he will sit on his glorious throne. 32 All the nations will be gathered before him, and he will separate the people one from another as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats. 33 He will put the sheep on his right and the goats on his left.

    > 34 “Then the King will say to those on his right, ‘Come, you who are blessed by my Father; take your inheritance, the kingdom prepared for you since the creation of the world. 35 For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, 36 I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.’

    > 37 “Then the righteous will answer him, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink? 38 When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you? 39 When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?’

    > 40 “The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’

    > 41 “Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. 42 For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, 43 I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.’

    > 44 “They also will answer, **‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?’**

    > 45 “He will reply, **‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.’**

    > 46 **“Then they will go away to eternal punishment, but the righteous to eternal life.”**

    These people shouting at the border better have enough asbestos underwear to last them for all eternity. Because if they think Texas and Arizona is hot, they’re in for quite a surprise in hell.

    (Source: sandandglass)

  5. theartofanimation:

    Samurai Jack

    Was there ever a prettier show on TV?

  6. 20 July 2014

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    comics:

"Such athletic. Very claws. So amaze."
Kamala Khan, ladies & gents. 

(from Ms. Marvel, issue #6)

    comics:

    "Such athletic. Very claws. So amaze."
    Kamala Khan, ladies & gents.

    (from Ms. Marvel, issue #6)

  7. Scott’s Surrealist Bread Art II: 

Hey look, my Pueblo bread turned into a carby Sydney Opera House

    Scott’s Surrealist Bread Art II:

    Hey look, my Pueblo bread turned into a carby Sydney Opera House

  8. Pro Tip

    With Spanish/Latino last names, the first last name is the primary one.

    Ex: Magdalena Rios Fernández Lopategui

    So in conversation/email/whatever, she would be Dr./Ms./Mrs. Rios

  9. paulftompkins:

johnrossbowie:

"Por favor, me llamo Juan. Señor One Dollar es mì padre."

Jealous of this one, John.

    paulftompkins:

    johnrossbowie:

    "Por favor, me llamo Juan. Señor One Dollar es mì padre."

    Jealous of this one, John.